I should walk on the wild side

So there i am, looking to turn left while 20 cars are looking to turn right. All i have to do is pass 3 or so cars and i can get in a left turn lane all by my self.

Good thought but bad plan. I'm not sure if the biggest mistake was crossing the double yellow line or crossing the double yellow line 100 yds from a police station.

In either case, a cop was part of the 20 cars waiting to turn right.

$87 ticket later, i was on my way.

Just 24 hours later, i get a $50 parking ticket at 9:20 for parking in a spot where there's no parking after 9:00.

That may be topped because 3 hours later i see a strobe flash and realize i just had my picture taken by a speed camera.

life is fine and dandy down here.

B